Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
Daniel Radcliffe, everyone.
THE MOST ADORABLE HUMAN. well, close, anyway.
When my friends start typing NO in all uppercase at me I know I’ve done a good job
"The only time Ryan had surprised me was when he came up as a customer." [x]
That girl you just called a bitch? That’s actually sasuke uchiha